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  1. Tinder pickup lines with dogs
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  79. You know what would be great? I almost swiped left and had a heart attack. Another example of a straightforward phone number request masked with unexpected creativity. I can only take so much flirting from a distance.
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  81. Can I crash at your house tonight? Man like myself doing without your number? What were you really into when you were a kid?
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  83. 101 Tinder Pick Up Lines That Are Way Better Than Just Saying ‘Hi’ - Could you give me directions to your apartment? You want to play tug-of-war sometime?
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  85. Other times you wish there were someone to share your nights with and talk about your interests to. Of course, having good material is never a replacement for being good material: Be interested, and be interested in what they have to say. Be able to laugh. But you know that already, and that all comes later. Try out the pick up lines below and let us know how they work for you. We hope you can find that they at least break the ice and get a laugh if they are funny or silly. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. Be Funny — Almost every one of the pick up lines below is. Most girls or guys respond to humor more than anything else. First impressions are usually better when you have a bit of humor in them and remain funny throughout the conversation. No one wants to go from introduction to a serious conversation. Be Confident — Every guy and girl is attracted to confident people. This will help you connect with people and let them know a bit about yourself. Be Respectful — Both men and women on Tinder are putting a lot out there—putting themselves in a very public place trying to make a connection. Keep it Casual — Lastly, make sure that whatever you talk about, that it remains casual. No one likes to go into a serious conversation right from the start. Be Persistent — Not every attempt to connect with someone one Tinder is going to pay off. Or maybe the list below will help you think up something original to try out. Because I am totally checking you out!! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right? Could you give me directions to your apartment? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams? Want to be single mother of 2? Give me a second; I need to change my Facebook relationship status. I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day. I am a Nigerian Prince and I can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams! I just need your phone number, bank account, and social security number. Can I crash at your place tonight? What kind of food do you like? Am I allowed to swipe right with other girls or is that cheating? I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely? You get in, there are candles lit in the car. I say, yes, but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant and have a fantastic meal. We come outside to see my car is on fire. I pull out a bag of marshmallows and say nah I knew this was going to happen. Then I kiss you in front of my burning car. Cuz you blew me away. Get on up its tinder time! What kind of music do you listen to? So when did you decided to grace the human race with such a beautiful face? And I am awesome instead. The same rules still apply—be funny, be approachable, be yourself, and be respectful. With more and more people using Tinder to hook up with other like minds, your persistence is only going to matter more. No longer an outlier limited to urban crowds, Tinder is everywhere. Give these a gander, and see if they float with your personality. Me, without any brakes! I want to give my mom a call and let her know I met the girl of my dreams. They seem to be stuck on you! Will you smile for me? I can only take so much flirting from a distance. I almost swiped left and had a heart attack. Saved at the last minute! I instantly acquired a tan from the warm heavenly glow. Brb, applying aloe vera. These can be good ones ones that have worked for or on you that you would like to add to the list. Sometimes, we can learn more from what one person has done wrong than for one a hundred people have done right. Leave a comment below with your funniest or most successful one liner. We look forward to reading them! And good luck out there on the Tinder scene!
  86. If we vote opposite on Xi 2nd, can we still be friends. I seem to have lost my hesitation with talking to strangers online, can I borrow some of yours. When Your Junk Dies 7. But that's really where the fun begins. BONUS: to keep your TINDER GAME STRONG. I print a woman who can support me while I play video games all day. Do you pee here often. You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
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